February 2012
make a joke: lose a follower
post photo of self: lose a follower
reply to an ask: lose a follower
blink: lose a follower
exist: lose a follower
reblog this post: most probably lose a follower
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today.
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
operator: 911, what is your emergency
me: i'm ugly
