Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
I will delete my blog you guys
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
im on the highway to hell
the usual view outside the impala windshieled
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
we are too damn smart
We could change the world if we wanted to.
always reblog the wormstache
Ladies and gentlemen, my namesake.
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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
(via zackisontumblr)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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